HBC宅男團

   「大哥！」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「你不用動二哥..」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「嫂子被我●了！」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    後來，我只聽見寢室裡頭的哭聲。
                                                                               
    就只是哭聲。


    「二哥！」我氣喘呼呼地趕到聯誼現場。
                                                                               
                                                                               
    看見二哥還好好地活著，我終於鬆了口氣。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    「二哥..太好了你..」
                                                                               
    『誰是你二哥～？』
                                                                               
    「二哥你..？」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    『叫我關二哥～關二哥我就手起刀落～～』
                                                                               
                                                                               
    『雞雞！雞雞！』
                                                                               
                                                                               
    『手起刀落～～雞雞！』


     「......」
                                                                               
    「誰借我把刀好麼？要利兒點的」
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
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    他說，那天在女人的懷抱裡，他說了句真話。
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    女孩將臉靠在那個人頭上細聲說：『那是你命好啊。』



    那個人抬起臉，滿臉淚痕。
                                                                               
    搖頭說：『我..我......』
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
    『我是裝宅的。』
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
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真是個悲劇。